Hey,Potty Mouth!

Ever tell someone to eat shit and die? Well, as it turns out that’s true. Kind of. You see, police are trained to identify synthetic marijuana by smelling someone’s breath and if it smells like feces, there is a very good chance they smoked the stuff. Naturally, my first thought was, “how in the hell do you train for that and do you have to take continuing education?” Or is just doing your daily doo enough? Seriously though, a nurse friend of mine who works in an ER agreed that the shit stinks…like shit. And worse, it does kill. So the next time you light up a fake joint, remember this — you just ate shit and died.

Stay safe everyone!

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